Migras Vs. Tyris

Gungan Storys: Jar Jar Gets Big

One Night Jar Jar Binks Is Just Walking Around He Is So Bored.He Starts To Watch Tv To See All Thats On Is "Are You Smater Then A Sith Grader?" His Most Hated Show.Then The Phone Rings "Ring Ring" Jar Jar Grabs The Phone Exited That It Might Be A Party But It Is Just George R. Binks And Sheebla.Jar Jar Hangs Up When They Were In

The Middle Of A Conversation So Jar Jar Just Goes To Sleep But He Can't Sleep He Is To Wide Awake He Can't See A Thing In The Dark.He Calls Lard Lard Binks He Tries To Get Out Of His Bed He Rolls Off The Bed Breaking Through The Floors Under Him Crushing The Other Gungans Of The Apartment Slamming The Gungans Many Of Them Get

Stuck Between His Cheeks (Not The Face Ones!) And He Finaly Lands

"What Are You Doing Lard Lard?" "I Was Sleeping"Lard Lard Gets Up And Says To Binks "I Am Having A Party Tuesday At 9.00"Yeah So I Can

Go Tuesday Yah! My Skinny Self Will Do Great In Your Party" "Yah I Do

Not Want To Bug You But You Kinda Got To Well Uh Weigh 4 Tons Or Over"What! I Have To Weigh 4 Tons Or Over!" "Yep So See You Tuesday" "Wait Wait!" Jar Jar Yells As Lard Lard Binks Hangsup.So Jar Jar Goes To Eat Some Lard Nuggets.Lard Nuggets Are Pure Lard Shaped Like A Nugget. After That He Weighs 100 Pounds Now. TUESDAY:Jar Jar Struggles To Walk Out Of His House After 2 Houres

He Makes It To Lard Lards House (That Is Only Across The Street)

They Party And Party Lard Lards Nerdy Freinds Come "Snort Snort" The

Nerds Snort They "Say Come To Our House We Can Stay Up Until 6.00

Lard Lards Parents Come "Its Been Years" "Oh Stop It Nowsa!":( Lard lard Eats His Parents! "Oh Tasty" Jar Jar Binks Wobbles Across The Floor Trying To Escape He Did All This For Nothing.He Rolls Across The

Street And Gets Home END

Gungan Storys: Return Of Boss Nass

Jar Jar Is In His House Lightning Hits Trees And Thunder Rumbles

His Shed Doors Blow Open.His Tv Shut's Off The Lights Flicker On And off Until The Lights Shut Off And Stay Off.Jar Jar Looks For A Candle

Or A Flashlight He Find A Candle.Jar Jar Hears A Slight Screech "It's Probably Just Lights Shuting Off" Jar Jar Then Goes Out Side And Hears

The Screech Again.His Pet Kaduu Starts To Make Noises.The Screech

Gets Louder And Louder."It's Coming From The Shed" Jar Jar Goes To

The Shed He Grabes His Axe And Walks Slowly To The Shed.He Opens

The Door It Is All Quiet He Walks In the Shed It Is All Silent The A Creature Jumps At Him He Hits It With The Axe.Then He See's Behind

Him Is Boss Nass "Yousa Killen Mesa Pet Yousa Now Sufa"Boss Nass

Puts Hand Cuffs On Jar Jar "Come Wid Me Binks" Boss Nass Brings Jar Jar To A Bongo "Get In Nowsa!" Nass Brings Him To Otoh Gunga To

Be Killed.Boss Nass Brings Jar Jar To A Room The Nass Push's A Button

And A Pit Opens With Goober Fish In It.Boss Nass Ties Binks Up To

A Chain And Lowers Him Into The Pit Of Water.Boss Nass Laughs Evily

Then A Police Gungan With A Other Gunga Come.One Of The Gungans

Beats Nass Up While One Brings Jar Jar Up.They Arrest Boss Nass

END