Ways Jar Jar should die:
1. chewbacca dares him to jump into shark inefested water
2.jar jar gets torn to pieces by boss nass
3.mistaks a nuke for a grape
4.jabba poops on him
5. meets angerd ren hoek
6.pack of werewolfs eat him alive
7.tell him to go make some canibal friends
8.tell jar jar to swim with the loch ness monster
9.jar jar tells darth maul that he's fat
10.jar jar tells chewbacca that hs a sissy
11. cut his eyes out and put him in the middle of a war
12.drill a hole in his head and put a detonator in it then detonate
13.throw him in a pen with a t rex
14.squeeze him until his iners come out
15.skin him alive and squeeze lemon and salt on him
16.punch him so hard his heart comes out his mouth
17.chewbacca saws his head off
18.reapedely jap a boyonete in his eye
19. avalanche of nucular bombs
20.ramd by rhino
21.eatin by radioactive poop
22.yoda cuts his lungs out
23.must watch him get his head cut off on tv tell he dies
24.get hit by a train
25.wookies slowly tear his intestens out
26.hand to hand combat with godzilla
27.gungan target practice guess who the target
28.a terrible sea storm
29.other gungans push him off a boat in the middle of the ocean
30.super glue his tounge to a burning piece of wood
31.chewbacca hunts him down with a roket lancher
32.throw glass at him until he has 10000 cuts then saw his body parts off
33.jeoules gungans push him off a plain
34.jar jar asks darth maul how his lightsaber works in action
35.throw him down a sarlacc pit
36.make a bomb look like a grape and ask jar jar to eat it
37.the gungans at Otoh Gunga zap jar jar to death
38.falls off a bridge
39.plain crash
40.jar jar tells darth vader that he is the wrost chareter on star wars
41.hits killer bee nest
42.heron flock
43.andacandu attack
44.insults darth maul
45.fart next to a wookie and blame him in a croud
46.killd by other gungans
47.tree falls on him
48.stamped of angry elephents
49.the empire state building falls on him
50.a piece of fruit falls in the meat grinder and jar jar tries to get it
51.jar jar go's for a swim but then he finds out that theres sharks
52.gets head stuck in a jet before it lifts off
53.saw half jar jars head off then saw his brain up
54.tuskin raiders roast him above a fire
55.other gungans use a cruise missle on him
56.chewbacca runs over him
57.clowns come live with him
58.earthquake
59.tornado
60.city falls on him
61.poisoinous frogs
62.eatin alive by baboones
63.jet lands on him
64.falls on spikes
65.tounge stuck in blender
66.falls in meat grinder
67.falls in trashcompacter
68.eatin by the loch ness monster
69.chewbacca tears jar jars eyes tounge and ears off then beats him to death
70. put jar jars head on a oven
71.mistakes a man eating lizard man for his gungan friend
72.eatin by wampa
73.kickd to death by ronto
74.tell darth maul jar jar thinks he looks like a girl
75.bombad storm
76.lion attack
77.hunters mistake him for a frog man and shoot him
78.giant bugs
79.jelous gungans tear his ears off and sell them as wall fans
80.godzilla poops on him
81.jar jars in the middle of godzilla and king kong battleing
82.sell him on eBay
83.drowning in a flood
84.jar jar shaves chewbacca guess what happens next
85.jar jar tries to jump the grand canyon
86.1000 whacks with a sludghammer
87.hit by lightning
88.darth maul gives jar jar a nice dip in a volcano
89.bridge blows up with jar jar on it
90.kidnappd by wookies
91.chewbacca puts gas on jar jar then lighs a mach
92.make him look at all the jar jar hate pages
93.his house falls on him
94.telipourted in to runescape (sooner or later he will die)
95.turn him in to choclate milk
96.when walking when his arm go back a car runs them over
97. trys to fight darth maul
98.stompt on by mokele mbembe
99.UFO zaps him to death
100.chewbacca bets him with a jack hammer then skins him over and over and over
101.when the camel farts jar jar binks would die
102.in the gungan war jar jar would be hit by some artillery
103.the pit droid jar jar tride to turn off would kill him
104.bigfoot eats him
105.but him on celebrety death match
106.joins world war II
107.falls in the pit with the rancor
108.jar jars in the titanic!
109.chupacabra kills him
110.push him in a sarllacc pit
111.stabe a lightsaber in his eye
112.shooting star hits him
113.make him eat so much lard he blows up
114.hit by wrecking ball
115.jabba eats him
116.make him eat gungan entistens
117.spray mace in his eyes
118.vampire attack
119.the death star shoots him
120.star him as one of the hunters on abomabal
121.hit by droid transport
122.aklay kills him
123.joins karaty class (he would do so bad the teacher would kill him!)
124.medior hits him
125.fire ants eat him
126.stike him in a oven for 4 days
127.chewbacca puts him in a meat sute then lets the wolverins out
128.drop him in the bermuda triangle
129.lock him in area 51
130.poke his eye out with a knife
131.abanden him on mounteverest with nothin but shorts and shortsleeve shirt
132.lock him in a room with tvs as walls and put it on barney
133.killd by ewok log trap
134.sukt down werlpool
135.eatin by aliens
136.drop 16 tons of stone on him
137.tear his eyes out beat him to death and play golf with his eyes
138.eatin by jaws
139.put his face in a blinder and turn it on
140.cut all his body parts of with a chainsaw
141.hit by bongo
142.king kong takes him in the forest
143.jar jars in the droid ship looking for food when anikan blows it up
144.shot by air cruiser
145.glue him on a traintrack
146.make him eat glass until he has 10000 cuts in his mouth then dump salt in his mouth
147.kill him with a axe
148.use a flamthrower on him
149.tuskcat attack
150.call all the godzilla monsters to eat him
151.break his head like a egg with a sludghammer
152.eatin by t rex
153.glue him on the ground put garbage on him take it off so he will smell and let the vultures do the rest
154.falls of wookie tree building
155.falls 600 feet under fresh cow poo
156.statue crushes him
157.shoot disks at his throut till his head comes off
158.hit by podracer
159.inbarreses Qui Gon in a croud
160.hit by plane
161. hung by his eyes over a cliff
162.ramd by bull
163.giant scropians
164.giant spiders
165.falls head first in poop
166.stompt on by angry wookie with cleets
167.kidnappd by thunderbird
168.evalanch
169.swarm of killer bees
170.loon attack
171.ramd by reek
172.eatin by rancor
173.glue his tunge on poop
174.roasted over a fire
175.forcte to drink liguid turde
176.nexu attack
177.drop him in antarcticas ocean
178.tear his eyes out and cook them like a egg
179.falls in the death stars engien
180.chewbacca shoots him
181.feed him to the wolfs
182.jar jars eatin alive by wild cats
183.jar jar eatin by a dog
184.bigfoot beats him with a log
185.lock him on the ground and run him over with a steemroler 7 times
186.make him do math till he dies
187.king kong eats him
188.UFO lands on him
189.toratone poops on him
190.attackt by kleer knite
191.put him in a guilitin
192.celebrety death match: jar jar vs. the hulk
193.hit by boulder
194.shot by jagofett
195.Stand him in the middle of a nascar race with no escape.
196.jar jar gets a cup of water and throws it at the sabertooth
197.stick him in a bag with three angry bears
198.stick him in a trashcompacter with 3 bears while the walls close in around them.
199.throw jar jar in to a ocean filld with sea snaks
200.chewbacca cuts him in half
201.put bubble soap in his eyes till his eyes blow up
202.falls in lava
203.force him to drink dirty toilet water
204.falls in acid
205.jar jar vs. chewbacca sudden death mode
206.put pizza in water till its sogy and make him eat it
207.jumps in leech filld water
208.Stick His Hand In A Toaster
209.Make Him Eat Carrots Untill He Explodes
210. Make Him Eat Glue
211.Yoda Kills Him
212.Falls Off The Statue Of Lebrety
213.Drop Him In The Ocean
214.Pop His Eyes Out
215.Put Paint In His Eyes
216.Spider Man Use Is Hes Webs To Choac Him
217.Shot By Tarrful
218.Shot By Grenade Launcher
219.Boba Fett Kills Him
220.Garmoreian Kills Him
221.kill Him
222. Beat Him with A Rubber Duck
223.Make Him Watch A Marathon Of Barney
224.Slauaghter Him With A hook
225.Make him Eat Bees
226.Shot By Rocket Launcher
227.Staple His Toung On Burning Metal
228.Lock Him On The Ground And Land A Helicopter On Him
229.Shot By Gatling Gun
230.Drown Him In Sepctec Tank
231.Make Him Drink Oil
232.Make Him Eat Dirty Toilet Paper
233.Make Him Eat Coal
234.Throe Him In Fire
235.Kill Him With A Knighf
236.make a potion to make him have eternal live. then keep repeadily puting him in a meat grinder slowly so he feels real pain
237.Takes A Dipe In Kamino's Ocean
238.Enject Netrugin In His Vains
239.Takin By Tuskin Raiders
240.Killd By Jawas
241.Hutts Kill Him
242.Beat him to death with a medieval flail.
243.Jam The Death Star Cannon In Him
244.Chewbacca Runs Him Over With A Four Wheeler
245.Turn Him Into French Fries
246.Wompa Attack
247.Make Him Watch Sesame Street
248.Strap Meat On Him Then Thro Him In The Ocean
249.Thro Him In A Cage With 8 Hungry Lions
250.Stik Needles In Him
251.Chewy Eats Him
252.7 Wookies Eat Him
253.Eatin By Alligator
254.Womprat Attack
255.Nerf Attack
256.Put Bleach In His Eyes
257.Tie a dead Rabitt on him and Thror him in a pit with a alligater258.Put Soup In His Eyes
259.Make Him Run Around The World 10000
260.Bigfoot Scares Him To Death
261.Put Him In A Cement Mixer
262.Put Pop Rocks In His Mouth Then Make Him Drink Pepsi
263.Put Him In A Freezer
264.Put Lemonade In His Eyes
265.Turn Him Into A Brownie
266.strap meat on him and thro him in a pit of paranas
267.Soak His Under ware in meat then thro him in a pit of pitbulls
268.Super battle Droid kills him
269.Kill Him With A Mace
270.Lock Him On A Tree And Thro Glass At Him
271.Make Him Eat Garbage
272.Run Him Over With A Lawn Mower
273.Chupacabra Eats Him
274.Eatin By Other Gungans
275.Beat Him With A Bazooka
276.Drill A Hole In His Head
277.Chop His Eyes Off
278.Put Nails In His Eyes
279.Falls In A Black Hole
280.Kill Him With A Hammer
281.Kittens Eat Him Alive
282.Goes To The Center Of The Earth
283.jar jar Falls Down A Cliff To Lava
284.Puppys Eat Him
285.Kill Him With A Sword
286.Kill Him With A Cross Bow
287.Shoot Him With A Bazooka
288.Use A Pic Ax On Him
289.Make Him Eat So Munch Chips He Dies
290.Use A Buzz Saw On Him
291.Use A Carpet Bomb On Him
292.Use A Cruise Missle On Him
293.Rapter Eats Him
294.Shot By Tank
295.Kill Him With A Stick
296.Make Him Watch Tv Till He Dies
297.Bury Him Alive
298.Battle Droid Kills Him
299. Kill Him With A Bush Cuter
300.Chewbacca Kills Him
301.Kill Him With A Shovel
302.Kill Him With A Dagger
303.Walks Into Lazer Beam
304.Eatin By Zombie
305.Eatin By Mummy
306.Point A Flash Light In His Eyes Until He Goes Blind
307.PloKoon Kills Him
