Jarbacca

Migras Vs. Tyris

2008-02-01T11:06:00.000-08:00

2008-01-27T10:19:00.000-08:00

2007-12-14T13:09:00.000-08:00

Gungan Storys: Jar Jar Gets Big

One Night Jar Jar Binks Is Just Walking Around He Is So Bored.He Starts To Watch Tv To See All Thats On Is "Are You Smater Then A Sith Grader?" His Most Hated Show.Then The Phone Rings "Ring Ring" Jar Jar Grabs The Phone Exited That It Might Be A Party But It Is Just George R. Binks And Sheebla.Jar Jar Hangs Up When They Were In

The Middle Of A Conversation So Jar Jar Just Goes To Sleep But He Can't Sleep He Is To Wide Awake He Can't See A Thing In The Dark.He Calls Lard Lard Binks He Tries To Get Out Of His Bed He Rolls Off The Bed Breaking Through The Floors Under Him Crushing The Other Gungans Of The Apartment Slamming The Gungans Many Of Them Get

Stuck Between His Cheeks (Not The Face Ones!) And He Finaly Lands

"What Are You Doing Lard Lard?" "I Was Sleeping"Lard Lard Gets Up And Says To Binks "I Am Having A Party Tuesday At 9.00"Yeah So I Can

Go Tuesday Yah! My Skinny Self Will Do Great In Your Party" "Yah I Do

Not Want To Bug You But You Kinda Got To Well Uh Weigh 4 Tons Or Over"What! I Have To Weigh 4 Tons Or Over!" "Yep So See You Tuesday" "Wait Wait!" Jar Jar Yells As Lard Lard Binks Hangsup.So Jar Jar Goes To Eat Some Lard Nuggets.Lard Nuggets Are Pure Lard Shaped Like A Nugget. After That He Weighs 100 Pounds Now. TUESDAY:Jar Jar Struggles To Walk Out Of His House After 2 Houres

He Makes It To Lard Lards House (That Is Only Across The Street)

They Party And Party Lard Lards Nerdy Freinds Come "Snort Snort" The

Nerds Snort They "Say Come To Our House We Can Stay Up Until 6.00

Lard Lards Parents Come "Its Been Years" "Oh Stop It Nowsa!":( Lard lard Eats His Parents! "Oh Tasty" Jar Jar Binks Wobbles Across The Floor Trying To Escape He Did All This For Nothing.He Rolls Across The

Street And Gets Home END

2007-12-10T13:07:00.000-08:00

2007-12-10T10:53:00.000-08:00

2007-12-09T15:48:00.000-08:00

2007-12-09T08:37:00.000-08:00

Gungan Storys: Return Of Boss Nass

Jar Jar Is In His House Lightning Hits Trees And Thunder Rumbles

His Shed Doors Blow Open.His Tv Shut's Off The Lights Flicker On And off Until The Lights Shut Off And Stay Off.Jar Jar Looks For A Candle

Or A Flashlight He Find A Candle.Jar Jar Hears A Slight Screech "It's Probably Just Lights Shuting Off" Jar Jar Then Goes Out Side And Hears

The Screech Again.His Pet Kaduu Starts To Make Noises.The Screech

Gets Louder And Louder."It's Coming From The Shed" Jar Jar Goes To

The Shed He Grabes His Axe And Walks Slowly To The Shed.He Opens

The Door It Is All Quiet He Walks In the Shed It Is All Silent The A Creature Jumps At Him He Hits It With The Axe.Then He See's Behind

Him Is Boss Nass "Yousa Killen Mesa Pet Yousa Now Sufa"Boss Nass

Puts Hand Cuffs On Jar Jar "Come Wid Me Binks" Boss Nass Brings Jar Jar To A Bongo "Get In Nowsa!" Nass Brings Him To Otoh Gunga To

Be Killed.Boss Nass Brings Jar Jar To A Room The Nass Push's A Button

And A Pit Opens With Goober Fish In It.Boss Nass Ties Binks Up To

A Chain And Lowers Him Into The Pit Of Water.Boss Nass Laughs Evily

Then A Police Gungan With A Other Gunga Come.One Of The Gungans

Beats Nass Up While One Brings Jar Jar Up.They Arrest Boss Nass

END

2007-11-24T15:02:00.000-08:00

2007-11-12T12:28:00.000-08:00

Binkzilla Final Wars:
Deep In Space There Is A Race Of Aliens Called The Giliens.
They Invaded Naboo First In 1964 But Now They Are Returning
From Space. They Are From The Planet G With The Defender Of
Them Monster G And They Have Sent Monsters Such As King Binkadorah Gungaron Gungasuarus And More Monsters To Invade
Gungatopia. But Now They Are Back With More Monsters Then Ever.
Meanwhile In Gungatopia:The Evil Gungans Of Gungatopia Are Freeing
A Terrible Creature Named:Binkgan.The Beast Once Fought With The
Defender Gungthra.The Gungans Do Not Know What They Are Doing.
Meanwhile In The Arctic:The Gungan Scientests That Tryed To Destroy
Binkzilla In The Past Are Back To Try To Bring Him Back Because A Giant Shrimp Destroying A Gungan City West Of Gungatopia.And Because They Have Discoverd The Giliens Ship In Space.Then CRASH!
The Ice Breakes With Binkzilla's Head Rising From The Ice.Meanwhile With The Bigobongo:The Gungans Are Deep Down In The Ocean When A
Sea Dragon Comes From The Water And Attackes The Gungans.The Bigobongo Shoots At The Sea Dragon (Known As Binkda).Then The Sea Dragon Bites The Bigobongo.Then The Bigobongo Shoots Binkda And
Kills Him.Back With Binkzilla:Binkzilla Is Now Attacking The Giant Shrimp. Binkzilla Shoots His Beam At The Shrimp And Then Grabes
Him And Throws The Shrimp Back In The Water.Now Binkzilla Heads
To A Big Field With Three Monsters:Bink Caeser Binkdan And Binkgirus.
Binkzilla Run And Stompes On Binkguris's Head And Jumps Causing
Bink Caeser And Binkdan To Hit Each Other.Then Binkzilla Uses His
Atomic Ray On All Three Monsters Killing All Of Them.Binkzilla Now Must Face A Creature Called Binkdrah A Blob Beast.Binkzilla Then Hits
Binkdrah With His Tail And Stompes On Him Binkdrah Is Now Dead.
Meanwhile With The Evil Gungans:The Evil Gungans Have Now
Rised Binkgan From His Tomb.Binkgan Is Now Destroying Cities Killing
Gungans.Then Binkgan Discovers A Hatching Cacoon Its Gungthra!.Then Binkzilla Comes And Now All Three Monsters Are Fighting.Then Gungthra Knockes Binkgan Down And Now Binkzilla Discovers Gungacuras.Gungacuras Flyes Over Binkzilla Then Binkmonga Comes.Binkzilla Throws Gungacuras At Binkmonga Then Binkmonga Gets Up And Shoots A Web At Binkzilla Then Binkzilla Swings The Web And Throws It Along With Binkmonga.Then Binkzilla
Throws Gungcuras In The Ocean Dronding Gungcuras.Now The Giliens
Summon Monster G.Binkzilla Now Is Face To Face With Monster G.
Then Binkgan And Gungthra Come. Now Four Monsters Are Here The Battle Goes On And On Binkzilla Has Fought His New Foe But He Is Not
Ready For Keizer Binkdorah.The Other Form Of Monster G.Binkzilla Grabes One Of Keizer Binkdorah's Heads And Tears It Off.The Battle Goes On While Binkgan And Gungthra Fight.Binkzilla Then Throws Keizer Binkdorah In The Air And Shoots His Atomic Ray And Gungthra Destroys Binkgan. Now The Giliens Are Returning Home To Planet G
Naboo Is Safe For Now THE END

2007-11-11T13:10:00.000-08:00

Binkzilla Gungatopia SOS
A Gungan Bongo Is Deep In The Sea Looking For Binkzilla
I Do Not See Anything In The Water The Bongo Driver Says.
Well Then Maybe We Realy Have Destroyed Binkzilla This Time.
Back In 1954: Binkzilla Has Destroyed The Great Gunga Statue Crushing
And Destroying Many Gungs.Binkzilla Shoots His Beam Destroying Gungatopia.Now Gungatopia Is In A Sea Of Fire Gungans Crushed By
Binkzilla's Foot Building Burnt Down To Just Rubble With Fire At Each Turn.Back At 2003 Gungatopia:This Is Great! Binkzilla Is Finally Dead
Now More Suffering For The Gungans Of Gungatopia.All The Gungans Are Celebrating The Defeat Of Binkzilla Being So Happy Now That They
Now That Binkzilla's Dead.Back With The Bongo:The Gungan Crew
Are Heading Back To Land When A Tail Hit's The Bongo The Gungans
Scream In Terror.Wha What Was That I Don't Know The Gungan Captian Says.Then Something Scrapes The Bottom Of The Bongo Causing A Piercing Noise Ahhhh! A Gungan Screams.Back At The Command Base:The Gungans Are Celebrating Then They See Something
Come From The Water.Oh No! It's Binkzilla! Screams A Gungan To The Commander.Binkzilla Rises His Head Ot Of The Water Proving That He Is Still Alive.ROAR Binkzilla Roars And Hit's The Gungan Command Base Knocking Gungans Out Of the Command Base.The Gungans Call
Air Support The Jets Shoot Binkzilla ROAR Binkzilla Shoots His Beam
Destroying The Jets.Then The Gungans Call Some Tanks.The Tanks Drive Binkzilla Back To The Water.The Gungan Commander Calls The Scientest Gungans And Tells Them That Binkzilla Is Alive And Well.Binkzilla Swims Back Deep In The Sea But Millitary Bongos Are In
The Water.The Bongos Shoot Binkzilla And Blows Down Underwater Rocks On Binkzilla.The Bongos Drive Away While Binkzilla Is Trapped By The Rocks.At The Gungan Lab East Of Gungatopia:Binkzilla Is To Powerfull For Us To Destroy He Was Anyway Says A Gungan Scientest.
Now We Have Created A Creature That Can Destroy Him For Shure: Binkru. (A K A MechaBinkzilla 3)He Will Go And Destroy Binkzilla Oh Yes And A Creature Gungthra Shall Help Binkru Kill Binkzilla And Free
The Gungans Once And For All A Gungan Says.But He Won't Be Ready
For Days Well Lets Hope He Won't Come Back For Days Says A Gungan.
Meanwhile In A Gungan Cruise Ship:The Gungans Watch Whales
Jump Out Of The Water And Eat At The Buffet But The Gungans Get
More Then They Were Expecting.A Huge Shell Comes From The Water
It's Binkzilla Ahh! No That's Not Binkzilla It's Binkmeba Is That A Good
Thing Captain No Says The Captain.The Gungans Do Not Know That
Binkzilla Is Right Under Them.Then Binkzilla Grabes Binkmeba And Throws Him On The Cruise Ship Killing Gungans.ROAR Binkmeba Roars At Binkzilla.Binkzilla Then Whip's Binkmeba In The Head With His Tail Knocking Binkmeba Underwater.Binkzilla Goes Underwater And Smashes Binkmeba On Th Ocean Floor And Binkzilla Kicks Binkmeba Into The Ground.Then Binkmeba Swims Away Behind Binkzilla Then Rams Into Binkzilla Causing Him To Fall To The Ground Then Binkmeba Uses His Long Neck And Bites A Holed Of Binkzilla's Tail And Swing's Binkzilla And Throws Him In The Air.Bnikzilla Swims Underwater And Scrapes Binkmeba With His Spikes On Back And Cuts
Binkmeba Open And Binkmeba's Body Floats As Binkzilla Swims Back To His Home.Later Back At Gungatopia's Ocean:The Body Of Binkmeba
Washes Ashore.What Is that I Don't Know Then The Gungan Commander Comes.Oh Welcome So I Guess You Are The Gungan Commander Indeed I Am Says The Gungan Commander.I Am Here To Invistegate I Have Heard You Have Discovered This. Yes I Did Discovered It.Back At The Gungan Scientest Lab (3 Days Later):
Now Binkru And Gungthra Are Ready To Fight Binkzilla.
Get Ready To Free Them ROAR Gungthra Roars ROAR Binkru Roars
The Gate Then Open Releasing The Beast's.Back At Gungatopia:Binkzilla
Is Back And Releases A Fire Beam On Gungatopia While The Gungan Millitary Gungans Are On There Way.Binkru Is Now Here And Shoots His Beam At Binkzilla Then Binkzilla Shoots His Beam And They Are In A Beam Battle Gungthra Then Fly's By Them And Binkzilla Wins The
Beam Battle And A Huge Explosion And Knockes All The Monsters In The Air And Gungthra Higher.Then Binkzilla Gets Up And Blow's Up A
Building On Binkru Gungthra Then Shoots Her Beam At Binkzilla But Binkzilla Ducks Under The Beam And It Hits Binkru Knocking Him Over
Again.Binkzilla Grab's Gungthra And Throws Her On The Ground And Shoots His Beam And The Snapes Gungthra's Neck.Then Binkru Uses His Jetpack And Flys Over Binkzilla Then Binkzilla Hits Binkru With His Tail And Knockes Him In The Water Causing Binkru To Explode In The Water.Then Binkzilla Swims Away In The Water.Well We Did Not Destroy Binkzilla But His Gone And Now We Will Be Ready The Gungan Commander Said. THE END

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2007-10-29T13:04:00.000-07:00

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2007-10-29T08:24:00.000-07:00

Binkzilla Gungtra And King Binkadorah:
Gungans Binkachu Binkadebink And Bink Bink Jar Are Filming A Movie
Called Attack Of The Beast From Underground.Thats A Lame Name Bink Bink Jar Said. What Do You Think We Should Make Then Binkadebink Said. We Should Call It The Beast From Beyond Bink Bink Jar Said. Then Jar Jar Comes To Help Them Think Of A Name. What Are You Doing Here Binks Binkadebink Says. Well I Came Becaus It Looks Like Yo Need Help. Well We Needed Someone To Get In The Suit
Of The Monster Anyway Binkachu Said. Mesa No Go In That Scary Costume Jar Jar Says. Wow! Its Geting Windy We Should Go Home I Am
Cold Bink Bink Jar Said. Suck It Up Bink Bink Jar Its Not That Cold
We Need To Put Jar Jar In The Suit Binkadebink Said. Well If You Want To Do It Go Ahead But I Am Leaving Its To Cold And Windy For Me Bink Bink Jar Said. I Am Going With Bink Bink jar To Binkachu Says. Well I Guess We Will Finish It Tommrow I Probaly Should Be Going Anyway
Binkadebink Said. Meanwhile A Gungan Is Driving Down A Highway Suddenly A Giant Claw Comes From Under The Road The Gungan Rams
Into The Claw. Then A Head Of A Giant Beast Comes From Under Ground. Ahhhhhh! A Gungan Screams In Terror As The Beast Roars So Loud Breaking Windows In Gungans Cars. Its Gungaron! Run! Run!
Get Out Of Here! A Gungan Screams. Gungaron Is Causing A Cars To Crash But The Chaos Is Far Away Fro The City So The Gungans Cant Be Helped. The Next Day. Jar Jar Binkachu Binkadebink And Bink Bink Jar
Are Walking On The Streets Of The City A Gungan Comes And Said Go Go! Looking Wounded. What Happend To You Have You been Attacked.
Yes The Gungan Says. I Have Been Attacked I Was Driving Down The Road Then A Claw Came Out Of The Ground I Crashed Into In To It. Ouch That Sounds Painful Jar Jar Says. Whats That Noise Look Suddenly The Water Gets High Along With A Gungan In A Boat Is On The Top Of It. Thats No Wave Its Binkzilla!. ROAR! Binkzilla's Out There
Evacuate The Store At Once!A Gungan Says. Binkzilla He Is Just A Legend! A Gung Said As Binkzilla Trampels The Store Crushing Many Gungans. Meanwhile In The Gungan Command Base: Binkzilla Has Been
Reported To Be Heading South Of Gungatopia Sir A Gungan Says To The Gungan Base Commander. How Can This Be Last Time I Saw Him Was
Last Year When We Destroyed Him With The Oxygen Destroyer. Oh Yes
I Almost Forgot There Is Another Monster Reported To Be Heading Towards Binkzilla The Gungans Assistant Says. Another Monster Heading Toward Binkzilla Maybe They Will Fight And Hopefully Binkzilla Will Be Destroyed The Gungan Commander Said. Its No Use
Commander Binkzilla Is Too Powerfull And Anyway If He Dies He Will
Come Back the Gungan Says. Well Then We Must Send A Helicopter
To Check Who Wins Hopefully It Will Be The Other Monster The Commander Said. Meanwhile With The Helicopter: Lets Try To Keep High So Godzilla Won't Hit Us Look Its Gungaron The Gungans In The Helicopter Says. ROAR! Gungaron Roars At Binkzilla ROAR! Binkzilla Roars Back At Gungaron. There's Going To Be Some Fight Says The Gungans In The Helicopter. Binkzilla Shoots His Blue Beam At Gungaron
Causing Him To Fall Off The The Mountain Side. Gungaron Gets Back Up And Jumps At Binkzilla And Locks His Teeth In Binkzilla's Flesh Causing Blood To Squit Out Of Binkzilla. Then Binkzilla Claws Gungarons Eye. Gungaron Falls From Binkzilla's Hand Suddenly Digs Underground Much Like Binkachu's Story. Binkzilla's Looking Around
He Dosent Seem To Know Where His Enemy Has Gone Says The Gungans In The Helicopter. Suddenly Gungaron Pulls Binkzilla Underground Then Gungaron Digs Him Self Out With Binkzilla Still Underground. ROAR! Gungaron Think's He Finished Off Binkzilla But
Then Binkzilla Shoots His Beam From Under Ground It Hit Gungaron Causing Him To Go Flying In The. Gungaron Hit The Helicopter With The Gungans Still In It. Binkzilla Digs Out Now Binkzilla Is Up And Ready To Destroy His Foe. Gungaron Roars In Pain Then He See's Binkzilla Is Charging His Beam Then Binkzilla Shoots His Beam Destroying Gungaron. Gungaron Just Died Sir Said A Gungan Trooper.
Mean While At The Lake Of Gungatopia: A Giant Cacoon Is Discoverd By
Gungan Scientests. Thats Huge What Could Be In It?. Says A Gungan
I Think We Are Going To Find Out Its Hatching! Run! Run For Your Life!
Ahhhh!. Meanwhile In A Mysterious Cave: A Gungan Discovers A Three Headed Gungan. Guardian Gungan Monster Rise! A Gungan Says. The Gungan Puts An Ancient Stone On Some Ice With King Binkadorah The
Ice Is Melting Freeing The Guardian Monster To Save Gungatopia From Binkzilla. Back At The City Of Gungatopia: Binkzilla Trampels The Streets. Then Gunthra Comes And Uses Her Sharp Claws To Go Through
Binkzilla's Neck And Bites Binkzilla. Then King Binkadorah Comes And
Each Head Shoots Lightning At Binkzilla. Binkzilla Grabs One Of King Binkadorah Heads And Swings King Binkadorah Hiting Gunthra Right Out Of The Sky!. Back With Jar Jar And The Gungans:. Look Binkzilla Is
Just Destroying Them Jar Jar Said. Hey Look Is That The Gungan Commander Binkachu Says. Yes It Is Me The Gungan Commander I Am
Here To Destroy Binkzilla. Suddenly Binkzilla Falls And Breaks A Building Crushing Binkachu. Binkachu Are You Ok Said Jar Jar. NO!!
Jar Jar Screams Binkachu's Dead. King Binkadorah Is Wounded Then Binkzilla Uses His Beam And Kills King Binkadorah. Then Gungthra Shoots A Beam From Her Entenas. Binkzilla Then Hits Gungthra With His Tail. Back With Jar Jar And The Gungans: I Have Built A New Oxygen Destroyer To Kill Binkzilla The Gungan Commander Says.
Then Binkzilla Shoots His Beam And Destroys Gungthra. Then The Oxygen Destroyer Shoots Binkzilla And Binkzilla Falls In The Sea Turning The Water Red Now Gungatopia Is Free

2007-06-01T12:34:00.000-07:00

2007-06-01T08:03:00.000-07:00

Jar Jars Tropical Island Adventur Story:
Chapter One ShipWrecked
Jar Jar And A Crew Of Gungans Went On A Fishing Trip In The Ocean
As They Drove Farther In The Ocean They Saw Some Whales Jump Out
Of The Water "Look A Whale" Jar Jar Said They Found A School Of Fish
Under Them So They Stoped To Fish At This Area The Gungans Caught
A Red Snapper And Some Samon Under Them They Found A Shark
Eating The Fish They Stayed In The Ocean For A While On There Trip Back It Got Cloudy It Started To Rain They Saw Lightning In The Sky "Looks Like A Bombad Storm Is Coming"

Jar Jar Said Suddenly
There Is A Great Rumble In The Sky The Waves Begin To Get Higher The
Rain Is Falling Harder The Sky Gets Very Dark The Suddenly Lightning
Strikes The Boat The Gungans Fall In The Wavey Water Meany Of The Gungans Die In The Waters Jar Jar Grabs On A Part Of The Broken Boat

The Waves Carry Jar Jar Around The Ocean
Chapter Two Washed Ashore
After The Storm The Next Day Jar Jar Was Still On The Part Of The Broken Boat Jar Jar Was The Only Survivor Of The Storm After A Few
Hours Jar Jar Washed Ashore On A Tropical Island "Where Am I?"
Jar Jar Said Jar Jar Does Not No Where He Is So Gets Some Vine A Sharp Rock And A Long Stick He Makes A Spear To Protect Himself
And Explore These Strange Place He Goes Exploreing And Finds Himself
In A Swamp "Ah Mooie Mooie A Swamp" Jar Jar Said The Swamp Is To
Deep For Jar Jar It Could Have Opee Sea Killers In It Jar Jar Must Find
A Way To Go Across Then Jar Jar Sees A Andocando In The Water He
Grabs The Andoconda It Pulls Arond The Swamp The Andaconda Pulls
Him To The Other Side Of The Swamp Then The Andaconda Swims Away He Explores Farther In The Jungle Jar Jar Is So Hungry So He
Looks For A Animal To Hunt He Hit A Warthog He Is Going To Eat It
Chapter Three Dangers Of The Island
Jar Jar Ate The Warthog But Now He Feels If Somehing Is Watching Him Jar Jar Looks At The Tree The Bush Moves He Sees A Water Fall Jar Jar Is So thirsty He Goes To The Water Fall To Drink But He Still
Feels Like Somthing Is Watching Him He Looks Behind Him He Sees Something Move "What Was That" Jar Jar Said He Leavs The Water Fall
Then In The Trees Above Him A Panther Jumps Down.

Jar Jar Tries To
Run Away But The Panther Is Going To Fast The Panther Roars At
Jar Jar Jar Jar Uses His Spear On It And Kills It "Oh Mesa No Want To Be Eatinsa" Jar Jar Goes To Explore Deeper In The Woods
Chapter Four Building Shelter
Jar Jar Is Back At The Beach It Is Getting Dark So Jar Jar Starts To
Build A Hut It Is Very Windy On The Island The Sun Goes Down Jar Jar
Still Needs To Find Wood And Bushs To Build The Shelter To Stay In
For The Night Jar Jar Goes In The Forest And Does Not No What Is In
The Forest At Night He Must Be Careful In The Forest He Heres The Noise Of Meany Defrent Specis Of Animal In There He Found The Bush
But Now He Must Find The Wood And Jar Jar Looks For Some Berries To Eat He Found The Wood And The Fruits He Makes A Hut Goes In It And Eats The Food And Drink The Water Now He Goes To Sleep
Chapter Five The Storm
Jar Jar Wakes Up At 7.pm To Get Of The island But The Waves Are So
Big He Would Have To Build A Big Boat But He Sees Heat Lightning In
The Sky The Heat Lightning Went Away Rain Fell From The Sky It
A Storm Coming Again "Oh Mooie A Storm Again" The Wind Is So Power
Full It Blew Down His Shelter Blew Down Trees Sand Blew In Jar Jars
Eyes the Waves Are So Power Full Go So Far On The Shore Pulling
Jar Jar In The Oceans Deadly Waves Jar Jar Did Not Want To Go
Back Stranded In The Middle Of The Deep Ocean It Pulled Him
In To The Ocean A Part Of A Tree Fell Jar Jar Grabed it. it Pulled Jar Jar And The Tree In The Ocean With Jar Jar On It Jar Jar Screams
Chapter Six The Rescue
After Meany Days In The Ocean Jar Jar Spots A Ship In The Ocean It
Is Coming Closer To Jar Jar Starts To Whave His Hand So They Can
See Him "Hey Look" The Gungan In The Boat Said "Theres A Gungan Out There In The Ocean" The Gungan Said They Come Close To Him
They Bring On The Ship And Bring Him To The City Of Binksland
Jar Jar Is Happy To Be Back Home
the End

307 Ways to kill Jar Jar Binks.

2007-05-31T13:05:00.000-07:00

Ways Jar Jar should die:
1. chewbacca dares him to jump into shark inefested water
2.jar jar gets torn to pieces by boss nass
3.mistaks a nuke for a grape
4.jabba poops on him
5. meets angerd ren hoek
6.pack of werewolfs eat him alive
7.tell him to go make some canibal friends
8.tell jar jar to swim with the loch ness monster
9.jar jar tells darth maul that he's fat
10.jar jar tells chewbacca that hs a sissy
11. cut his eyes out and put him in the middle of a war
12.drill a hole in his head and put a detonator in it then detonate
13.throw him in a pen with a t rex
14.squeeze him until his iners come out
15.skin him alive and squeeze lemon and salt on him
16.punch him so hard his heart comes out his mouth
17.chewbacca saws his head off
18.reapedely jap a boyonete in his eye
19. avalanche of nucular bombs
20.ramd by rhino
21.eatin by radioactive poop
22.yoda cuts his lungs out
23.must watch him get his head cut off on tv tell he dies
24.get hit by a train
25.wookies slowly tear his intestens out
26.hand to hand combat with godzilla
27.gungan target practice guess who the target
28.a terrible sea storm
29.other gungans push him off a boat in the middle of the ocean
30.super glue his tounge to a burning piece of wood
31.chewbacca hunts him down with a roket lancher
32.throw glass at him until he has 10000 cuts then saw his body parts off
33.jeoules gungans push him off a plain
34.jar jar asks darth maul how his lightsaber works in action
35.throw him down a sarlacc pit
36.make a bomb look like a grape and ask jar jar to eat it
37.the gungans at Otoh Gunga zap jar jar to death
38.falls off a bridge
39.plain crash
40.jar jar tells darth vader that he is the wrost chareter on star wars
41.hits killer bee nest
42.heron flock
43.andacandu attack
44.insults darth maul
45.fart next to a wookie and blame him in a croud
46.killd by other gungans
47.tree falls on him
48.stamped of angry elephents
49.the empire state building falls on him
50.a piece of fruit falls in the meat grinder and jar jar tries to get it
51.jar jar go's for a swim but then he finds out that theres sharks
52.gets head stuck in a jet before it lifts off
53.saw half jar jars head off then saw his brain up
54.tuskin raiders roast him above a fire
55.other gungans use a cruise missle on him
56.chewbacca runs over him
57.clowns come live with him
58.earthquake
59.tornado
60.city falls on him
61.poisoinous frogs
62.eatin alive by baboones
63.jet lands on him
64.falls on spikes
65.tounge stuck in blender
66.falls in meat grinder
67.falls in trashcompacter
68.eatin by the loch ness monster
69.chewbacca tears jar jars eyes tounge and ears off then beats him to death
70. put jar jars head on a oven
71.mistakes a man eating lizard man for his gungan friend
72.eatin by wampa
73.kickd to death by ronto
74.tell darth maul jar jar thinks he looks like a girl
75.bombad storm
76.lion attack
77.hunters mistake him for a frog man and shoot him
78.giant bugs
79.jelous gungans tear his ears off and sell them as wall fans
80.godzilla poops on him
81.jar jars in the middle of godzilla and king kong battleing
82.sell him on eBay
83.drowning in a flood
84.jar jar shaves chewbacca guess what happens next
85.jar jar tries to jump the grand canyon
86.1000 whacks with a sludghammer
87.hit by lightning
88.darth maul gives jar jar a nice dip in a volcano
89.bridge blows up with jar jar on it
90.kidnappd by wookies
91.chewbacca puts gas on jar jar then lighs a mach
92.make him look at all the jar jar hate pages
93.his house falls on him
94.telipourted in to runescape (sooner or later he will die)
95.turn him in to choclate milk
96.when walking when his arm go back a car runs them over
97. trys to fight darth maul
98.stompt on by mokele mbembe
99.UFO zaps him to death
100.chewbacca bets him with a jack hammer then skins him over and over and over
101.when the camel farts jar jar binks would die
102.in the gungan war jar jar would be hit by some artillery
103.the pit droid jar jar tride to turn off would kill him
104.bigfoot eats him
105.but him on celebrety death match
106.joins world war II
107.falls in the pit with the rancor
108.jar jars in the titanic!
109.chupacabra kills him
110.push him in a sarllacc pit
111.stabe a lightsaber in his eye
112.shooting star hits him
113.make him eat so much lard he blows up
114.hit by wrecking ball
115.jabba eats him
116.make him eat gungan entistens
117.spray mace in his eyes
118.vampire attack
119.the death star shoots him
120.star him as one of the hunters on abomabal
121.hit by droid transport
122.aklay kills him
123.joins karaty class (he would do so bad the teacher would kill him!)
124.medior hits him
125.fire ants eat him
126.stike him in a oven for 4 days
127.chewbacca puts him in a meat sute then lets the wolverins out
128.drop him in the bermuda triangle
129.lock him in area 51
130.poke his eye out with a knife
131.abanden him on mounteverest with nothin but shorts and shortsleeve shirt
132.lock him in a room with tvs as walls and put it on barney
133.killd by ewok log trap
134.sukt down werlpool
135.eatin by aliens
136.drop 16 tons of stone on him
137.tear his eyes out beat him to death and play golf with his eyes
138.eatin by jaws
139.put his face in a blinder and turn it on
140.cut all his body parts of with a chainsaw
141.hit by bongo
142.king kong takes him in the forest
143.jar jars in the droid ship looking for food when anikan blows it up
144.shot by air cruiser
145.glue him on a traintrack
146.make him eat glass until he has 10000 cuts in his mouth then dump salt in his mouth
147.kill him with a axe
148.use a flamthrower on him
149.tuskcat attack
150.call all the godzilla monsters to eat him
151.break his head like a egg with a sludghammer
152.eatin by t rex
153.glue him on the ground put garbage on him take it off so he will smell and let the vultures do the rest
154.falls of wookie tree building
155.falls 600 feet under fresh cow poo
156.statue crushes him
157.shoot disks at his throut till his head comes off
158.hit by podracer
159.inbarreses Qui Gon in a croud
160.hit by plane
161. hung by his eyes over a cliff
162.ramd by bull
163.giant scropians
164.giant spiders
165.falls head first in poop
166.stompt on by angry wookie with cleets
167.kidnappd by thunderbird
168.evalanch
169.swarm of killer bees
170.loon attack
171.ramd by reek
172.eatin by rancor
173.glue his tunge on poop
174.roasted over a fire
175.forcte to drink liguid turde
176.nexu attack
177.drop him in antarcticas ocean
178.tear his eyes out and cook them like a egg
179.falls in the death stars engien
180.chewbacca shoots him
181.feed him to the wolfs
182.jar jars eatin alive by wild cats
183.jar jar eatin by a dog
184.bigfoot beats him with a log
185.lock him on the ground and run him over with a steemroler 7 times
186.make him do math till he dies
187.king kong eats him
188.UFO lands on him
189.toratone poops on him
190.attackt by kleer knite
191.put him in a guilitin
192.celebrety death match: jar jar vs. the hulk
193.hit by boulder
194.shot by jagofett
195.Stand him in the middle of a nascar race with no escape.
196.jar jar gets a cup of water and throws it at the sabertooth
197.stick him in a bag with three angry bears
198.stick him in a trashcompacter with 3 bears while the walls close in around them.
199.throw jar jar in to a ocean filld with sea snaks
200.chewbacca cuts him in half
201.put bubble soap in his eyes till his eyes blow up
202.falls in lava
203.force him to drink dirty toilet water
204.falls in acid
205.jar jar vs. chewbacca sudden death mode
206.put pizza in water till its sogy and make him eat it
207.jumps in leech filld water
208.Stick His Hand In A Toaster
209.Make Him Eat Carrots Untill He Explodes
210. Make Him Eat Glue
211.Yoda Kills Him
212.Falls Off The Statue Of Lebrety
213.Drop Him In The Ocean
214.Pop His Eyes Out
215.Put Paint In His Eyes
216.Spider Man Use Is Hes Webs To Choac Him
217.Shot By Tarrful
218.Shot By Grenade Launcher
219.Boba Fett Kills Him
220.Garmoreian Kills Him
221.kill Him
222. Beat Him with A Rubber Duck
223.Make Him Watch A Marathon Of Barney
224.Slauaghter Him With A hook
225.Make him Eat Bees
226.Shot By Rocket Launcher
227.Staple His Toung On Burning Metal
228.Lock Him On The Ground And Land A Helicopter On Him
229.Shot By Gatling Gun
230.Drown Him In Sepctec Tank
231.Make Him Drink Oil
232.Make Him Eat Dirty Toilet Paper
233.Make Him Eat Coal
234.Throe Him In Fire
235.Kill Him With A Knighf
236.make a potion to make him have eternal live. then keep repeadily puting him in a meat grinder slowly so he feels real pain
237.Takes A Dipe In Kamino's Ocean
238.Enject Netrugin In His Vains
239.Takin By Tuskin Raiders
240.Killd By Jawas
241.Hutts Kill Him
242.Beat him to death with a medieval flail.
243.Jam The Death Star Cannon In Him
244.Chewbacca Runs Him Over With A Four Wheeler
245.Turn Him Into French Fries
246.Wompa Attack
247.Make Him Watch Sesame Street
248.Strap Meat On Him Then Thro Him In The Ocean
249.Thro Him In A Cage With 8 Hungry Lions
250.Stik Needles In Him
251.Chewy Eats Him
252.7 Wookies Eat Him
253.Eatin By Alligator
254.Womprat Attack
255.Nerf Attack
256.Put Bleach In His Eyes
257.Tie a dead Rabitt on him and Thror him in a pit with a alligater258.Put Soup In His Eyes
259.Make Him Run Around The World 10000
260.Bigfoot Scares Him To Death
261.Put Him In A Cement Mixer
262.Put Pop Rocks In His Mouth Then Make Him Drink Pepsi
263.Put Him In A Freezer
264.Put Lemonade In His Eyes
265.Turn Him Into A Brownie
266.strap meat on him and thro him in a pit of paranas
267.Soak His Under ware in meat then thro him in a pit of pitbulls
268.Super battle Droid kills him
269.Kill Him With A Mace
270.Lock Him On A Tree And Thro Glass At Him
271.Make Him Eat Garbage
272.Run Him Over With A Lawn Mower
273.Chupacabra Eats Him
274.Eatin By Other Gungans
275.Beat Him With A Bazooka
276.Drill A Hole In His Head
277.Chop His Eyes Off
278.Put Nails In His Eyes
279.Falls In A Black Hole
280.Kill Him With A Hammer
281.Kittens Eat Him Alive
282.Goes To The Center Of The Earth
283.jar jar Falls Down A Cliff To Lava
284.Puppys Eat Him
285.Kill Him With A Sword
286.Kill Him With A Cross Bow
287.Shoot Him With A Bazooka
288.Use A Pic Ax On Him
289.Make Him Eat So Munch Chips He Dies
290.Use A Buzz Saw On Him
291.Use A Carpet Bomb On Him
292.Use A Cruise Missle On Him
293.Rapter Eats Him
294.Shot By Tank
295.Kill Him With A Stick
296.Make Him Watch Tv Till He Dies
297.Bury Him Alive
298.Battle Droid Kills Him
299. Kill Him With A Bush Cuter
300.Chewbacca Kills Him
301.Kill Him With A Shovel
302.Kill Him With A Dagger
303.Walks Into Lazer Beam
304.Eatin By Zombie
305.Eatin By Mummy
306.Point A Flash Light In His Eyes Until He Goes Blind
307.PloKoon Kills Him